Welcome readers to the beginning of the most disastrous, frustrating, should-be-punishable-by-the-8th-amendment story you will ever read! The Apocalypse Challenge!

What is that you ask? Well after an apocalyptic disaster has wiped out most of civilization, one brave sim is tasked with the responsibility of restoring balance to a world now overrun with flesh eating zombies, radioactive waste and very little resources. Every career branch has it’s own set of restrictions that can’t be lifted until a Sim reaches the top of that career. There is a catch, however. Only one set of restrictions may be lifted per Sim, and there are 20 of them. Pray for me.

I’d like to introduce you to our founder Walter White, the most notorious crystal cook in New Mexico. If anyone’s going to rid the world of this zombie apocalypse it’s this ruthless guy! He was also the one to cause the disaster in the first place, so it only seemed fair.


” Jesse did you get back our product and the money those useless junkies stole. And what in the world is this ATM machine doing here, you were supposed to be discrete!”


” Far out man don’t you ever put any pants on! Yeah look Mr White, things didn’t really go as planned. I couldn’t get our product but I think the ATM machine will cover it.”


” I’m supposed to be meeting with Tuco’s men this afternoon, and we’re already a week late with our delivery.”

“Chill, tell him the reason it’s taking so long is because we’re trying new methods to make the crystal purer. Yeah, that way he won’t mind waiting a bit longer!”


“Alright I’ll be meeting him at the Rattle Snake Bar, you better start cooking Jesse.”


” Hey are you the man everyone calls ‘The Danger’?”

” Yep I’m Heisenberg, number one cook in town son.”


” Well Heisenberg, Tuco has sent me to tell you that if we don’t get your shipment today you and your buddy are getting your legs broken capeesh?”

“Oh good god please no I have a family! We just need more time, and I promise you it’ll be the purest product you’ve ever seen.”

” Look give us a sample tonight that is over 98% and we’ll give you more time.”


” Oh god what have I done! Cooking a batch that pure will take more than the chemical compounds I have. I’m going to have to find some other way.”


” Hmm, cooking with methylamine will cause our product to turn blue, however it will remain highly potent and chemically pure.”

” Hey come here often?”

” Back of you hussy, I’m having a crisis here.”


“Jesse put down your fruit loops this is serious. I managed to steal a large drum of methylamine for tonight’s cook. It has to be absolutely perfect I need you to focus.”

” Buzz kill.”


” Ahh chemical reduction has worked perfectly. Now Jesse I just need you to filter and combine the remaining reactive compounds.”


” Too easy Mr White. Hey why do they call it a cook?”

β€œ It’s called a cook, because everything comes down to following a recipe.”

” Hmm I was never really good at cooking. Or chemistry.”


” Was it 100mls of acetone Mr White?”

” Jesse I’m not in the mood for your jokes right now.”

” So…. is that a yes?”


” Ok here we go, just combining our compounds.”

” This better be good Jesse, I need my legs. You did add the 10mls of acetone right?”

” I thought you said 100mls…”



” Well Mr White I did ask you first, far out dude just chill.”

” That was the last of our methylamine Jesse! Where the hell am I going to find another barrel in time.”


” This product is useless to us now.”





” I’m getting too old for this.”

Poor Walter now doomed to apocalypse living, well look on the bright side at least he won’t be getting his legs broken anytime soon. If the zombies don’t get him that is.

Thank you for reading, tune in next chapter where our challenge really begins. A full set of the challenges rules can be found here


5 Responses to Prologue

  1. JoieWilder says:

    LOL this is fantastic.


  2. I’m not sure what is more amusing, the fact that Walter started the apocalypse by flushing incorrectly-cooked crack down a toilet, or the fact that he looks somewhat like Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters in boxer-briefs sans pants and beret.

    Hilarious start!


  3. Trip says:

    Awww man, it’s been two years since I finished Breaking Bad. Though I still read everything in Walt and Jesse’s voices. πŸ˜›

    Liked by 1 person

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